How to play

The app plays Sir. Each round Sir draws cards and the total is the Punishment. Boy holds a hand of cards and can counter with Mercy. Here is a sample round:

ClothedFree

Two switches: Clothed → Naked and Free → Restrained → Max. A face card or Joker removes 1 clothing while he is Clothed and adds 1 restraint while he is Restrained. Once he is Naked and Free (nothing left to remove, not tied yet) or at Max (fully tied, nothing more to add), it adds only swats. Tying him up leaves him Naked, and getting dressed frees him.

Sir 3 cards

Sir draws these cards. Ace = 1 swat, number cards = their number, face cards and Jokers = 10.

Hair brush

20swats

×1

Sir picks a random implement.

Total of Sir's cards: 10 + 7 + 3.

The King removes 1 clothing.

Get a rub

A Straight earns Boy this Privilege. A Three of a Kind lets him revise it. Privileges are agreed before you start.

Boy 5 cards

Boy's hand: 3 cards to start, +1 every round. Tap up to 3 cards to counter. A Joker is wild.

SinglePairFlushStraight3 of a Kind

Single: swats minus the card's value. Pair: Sir draws fresh cards. Flush: Boy picks the implement. Straight: Boy earns the Privilege. Three cards that are both (a Straight Flush) do both, unless you choose just one. Three of a Kind: revise the Privilege. These buttons pick the best cards for you.

Pair — Re-roll: fresh draw

Counter

Counter plays the cards. One counter per round.

Execute

Execute ends the round: the swats are given and the next round starts.

New Game+

When the Drawing Pile runs out, start New Game+: the discards are reshuffled, Sir draws 1 more card each round, and Boy keeps his hand.

Inspection

Pick Inspection after Enter for a quick mini game. Tap a part of the body, or let the app pick, to build an inspection order. Back turns the figure around.

Two players

On a landscape tablet or desktop you can play with two Boys. Each Boy has his own cards, hand, and Punishment; a random Boy gets priority each round, but either may act. A Boy can Counter for himself or Transfer his Mercy to the other Boy. A transferred Straight gives the other Boy your Privilege, and with a transferred Flush you pick his implement. Each Boy has his own color.